Turby and John

Ol' Turb and John

First things first, Turby and John are not our real names. Disappointing, we know. Turby seems like a name that would really build character, and John is in the Bible so it’s an automatic winner. The nicknames came about on a bowling trip with some friends. To make a short story shorter, we have a friend that mumbles.

All that aside, we are two Mississippi kids that met on MySpace(really), fell in love(mostly), and now live together in sin(premaritally).

We have two dogs that might as well be tiny, furry humans–Clementine and Winston. They will be discussed often and with much enthusiasm.

Clementine and Winston

Onlookers would likely label us as hipsters, and we would likely label onlookers as idiots. Our lives seem fairly average, but our points of view certainly are not, so check back often to see what crazy shit we’ve gotten ourselves into.

More to come.

–Us