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I have hobbies like a dickhead.

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

I, John, am what most people would consider a waste of talent. This is something that I am trying fix. Here, for you readers, I have compiled a list of endeavors that I have, pursued, tried, failed, and/or given up on:

  • embroidery(mawmawin’ it up)
  • crossword puzzles
  • cooking/baking
  • riding bikes
  • writing poetry(GAG!)
  • watching reality television(because anything can be a hobby if you do it often enough, right?)Also, I had a plant once and decided they were not for me.Hopefully crafternoons (afternoons devoted to crafting) with D is for Delicate will be a step in the right direction. I may even accidentally discover that I like something.On an unrelated topic, waiting tables is making me racist.