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Look at how ugly I am!

Dawn — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 14:00:00 +0000

My friend Josh made a scary, less attractive version of me, and I couldn’t be more pleased with the results. It makes me laugh every time I look at it. Does anyone think that this version of me sorta resembles a mixture of Frida Kahlo and Juliette Lewis?

Click the picture to see Josh’s entire post. You should definitely check out his other posts too. His talents aren’t at all limited to making people hideous.

In other news, I interviewed for a job at a bakery today. I’m keeping my fingers crossed since owning a bakery is kind of a life goal of mine. The experience would be nice, to say the least.

We’re still getting settled.

Dawn — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:39:57 +0000

Remember my post about silly animal paintings? Danielle wanted me to paint her two sweet cats, Chowder and Maxine, shortly after we moved into the new house. I tackled the project in my first little bit of free time:

Danielle suggested hanging them in the living room beside my painting of Clementine and Winston, and I was all for it.

Next in line are my friends Taylor (who has an adorable dog named Nellie) and Katie (who owns two beautiful dogs named Sam and Mia). I’m pretty excited; dogs are my favorite.

Several health and beauty related posts are on the way, I promise. Between looking for jobs and the frequent trips to target/marshalls/kroger/walmart, I haven’t had much spare time for posting anything more substantial than a picture with a few words. Things will settle down soon.

Moving Time and Fake Tattoos

Dawn — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:00:56 +0000

The next few days are going to be incredibly hectic. I’ll be carrying lots of heavy things, driving nine hours, and then carrying more heavy things. I probably won’t have enough time to pee, much less post. So, this is me saying that I haven’t fallen into an unattended manhole or suddenly become opposed to blogging. I’ll be back in less than a week, hopefully. Don’t stop reading labels… or something inspirational like that.

Before you go, look at these pictures from an impromptu fake tattoo photo shoot that took place at my dad’s house yesterday:

This is Stanley Roper. He is an angel.

I'm twice as tough as I look.

This is Dawsen, one of my two wonderful little sisters.

It doesn't get much classier than a butterfly tattoo.

Turby's a fun guy. He's also handsome.

I love everything about this picture.